I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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