those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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