whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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