you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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