oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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