What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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