You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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