What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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