My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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