look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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