The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
True college students do jello shots in the library
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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