we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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