38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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