these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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