dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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