This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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