I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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