Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Can I color on your dick again?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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