Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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