I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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