Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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