I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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