Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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