would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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