He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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