Duck Duck Cougar?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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