You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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