I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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