I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Two words: nipple clamps
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