Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.