thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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