"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was born a porn star she said
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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