You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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