I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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