i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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