This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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