Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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