you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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