just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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