With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need to wash the frat house off of me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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