even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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