we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We were destined to go to rehab together
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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