No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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