You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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