is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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