The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
