Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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