Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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