You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Randomize
