I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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