ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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