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from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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