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Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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