At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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